Thursday, January 29, 2009

The n-word

A typical exchange between Drew and one of her many stuffed animals...

Drew: offers her drink to share
stuffed animal: accepts the offer
Drew: wags her finger and replies, "No, no, no, no!" until animal is fully punished
stuffed animal: looks at her with a sad, broken face
Drew: patches things up with a kiss

Another typical exchange...

stuffed animal: sitting in the corner minding his own business
Drew: walks over and wags the finger, "No, no, no, no, no!"
Drew: looks triumphant

She is tough as nails.